The Deathly Carow'S
CAROW STREET
"The Deathly Carows are a team comprised of four beautiful minds, Tash (Bachelor of Nursing) Miki (Bachelor of Visual Imaging) Kat (Bachelor of Arts) and Taryn. Our interests are,
- Wine
- Pajamas
- Cock... A Doodle Doo
- Coffee (white with 2 sugars, thanks.)
The environment is not much of a priority to us but we heard it saves money so we'll give it a go. No more Reduced To Clear for us!
As the name suggests, we are from Carow St and are rather Deathly so watch your back."
GANGSTerS PARADISE
MORRIS STREET
Jay - Hi, me name be Jay. I be not from here, but were born in Wellin'ton. I be 20 and 3 months old and cant wait t' regain me youth when I get t' 21. I like eatin' meat on rice. and be always down for a snuggle. I be gettin' involved with this eco thin' because I love it when you burn plastic and t' drips drip fire, woooow, coooooooool.
Simon - Gidday, my naaame is Simon. born, bred, Putaruru red haired, red neck. I am 7091.78603 days old. I have 10 toes and 11 fingers, used to have 12 but I shot it with my shot guun. My favourite paint is green like my john deer tractor. My bestest feed is a tasty road kill fry up. I enjoy shooting sh*t. I am the ambassador from my eco team and have decided to get our flat into this so we can save the world by burning all the rubbish, it saves sooo much money, just have to make a brazzier that fits a big rubbish bag.
Michael - Yo, yo, what up b****s, dis your boy Mikey. I growed up in the hood of Wai-puk, seving as a tman to get myself to uni. I am 9 bullets and 9 drive buys old. I is jointing up with the eco sh*t coz I wanna preserve the environment for the future lil hommies!
James - Kia ora, my name is James, the boys call me Jimmy and I could have been a footy great. I just left my run too late, it's clear. I am 19 seasons old and hail from the magpie nest in the Hawkes Bay. If only they knew how good I really was, I could have been a footy great. My favourite colour is all black, cause I could have been a footy great! I like eating weetbix, cause that's what footy greats eat. By the box, oh yeah! I'm doing this eco thing cause its my new field of dreams. And I'm always right cause I could have been the greatest talent the worlds ever seen.
The HOF
McGiffert Street
The Hall of Fame, The House of Fun.
House of F members include:
- Neil (goon Master) Smith
- Glenn (Boarder Cool Kid) Eyers
- Logan (Gat Man) Buck
- Katie (The Girl) Morris, and of course....
- Cary The Funnel
All hailing from great cities around our country.....and Hamilton. Katie and Neil come form Auckland SuperCity, Logan calls the earthquake central home and poor Glenn reckons Hamilton is a pretty cool place to come from....
We all study at Massey University and are all in our second year. Logan studies Aviation Management, Glenn studies Sport Science, Neil Studies Agricultural Commerce and Katie studies Kitchen Skills (also known as Food Technology).
Flat hobbies include Hof Rolling, Drinking, Dishes, Drinking, Baking, Eating and sometime Drinking.
We met each other last year, while we were all living on campus in the halls and are excited to have an awesome year flatting/causing havoc!
We all enjoy be alive, and so do the the penguins.
The Pitt
Pitt Street
Peter Birzer: (AKA Peter the German) welcomes you to his garage for a 'free shower'. Remembering that he is a German, you should be sure to review your family history before accepting such offers. Peter is a brutal drug dealer with an addiction to Crash Bandicoot and Russian porn.
Where from?: Despite having full German blood, this mass murderer is from Blenheim (Marlborough).
Ben Hunt: Well what can we say, if you don't know him already you may as well be dead. Famous for his stunning good looks and charm, he pulls the ladies in faster than his sperm cells can regenerate.
Where From?: Ben is from Masterton, the scum capital of New Zealand and the home of easy women and cheap weed.
Together these two fail to grasp the maturity of five year olds (on a good day). They are studying Ecology and Zoology, because they wanna be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch them is their real test, and to train them is their cause.
Jennifer Grubb: Jennifer, the man of the house, enjoys terrorising small children and hunting large animals with her bare hands. She may lack personal hygiene and have the sense of humour of a caveman, but she does have some upsides (when we think of some we'll tell you).
Where from?: Originally from in a hole called Oxford, near a slightly larger hole called Darfield, near Christchurch, Jennifer is a sheep-shagging south islander, who is always clutching a can of Speight's or Double Brown (bloody farmers). You guessed it, she's studying agriculture.
Richard Mudford: (AKA Richie the Maori). Richie brings cultural diversity to the group. He is a quiet artistic type, who enjoys rugby for its male-on-male physical contact. If you ever catch him and his homies rollin', hide your jandals.
Where from?: Richie is from south Auckland.Just kidding, but I bet you believed me. Really he's from Woodville, this hole over the hill from Palmy. He is studying Maori visual arts.
The PLANTEERZ
BOURKE STREET
Hey everybody, we are The Planeteers! Just 4 chicks. On a mission to own this eco-war. This means no standing in the shower for 20 minutes thinking about life.......and unleashing the afros, as we throw out our straighteners. We got Meli, from the Naki, with the power of water brining her international business skills. Carina; with the power of fire brings her Maori skills (and da hangi!) Mel with the power of heart brings environmental planning. And we have Jess, power of Earth bringing environmental science (always handy) with our powers combined we introduce to you "The Planeteerz!"
The Playful Priests
MORRIS STREET
As young Clark was rushing to the bathroom one fateful evening, he clumsily slipped on the large motor oil spill in the kitchen entrance, instantly being hit with a spiritual epiphany. Jesus spoke in a forceful tone, warning us of the impending doom we were facing. If we were not to change our ways and become eco-freaks the good lord would hold no mercy on our souls. Us 6 randy boys banded together in a holy union and sought out a path to greener lives.
Eco-wars, you are our waka, please guide the Playful Priests into becoming the greenest church in all of god's great universe. Hallelujah.
The Clark Williams Appreciation Group
VICTORIA STREET
While Karissa was on her Clark Williams Watching shift (we take it in turns to monitor his whereabouts twenty four hours a day, seven days a week) she noticed that after his usual Ian Lees Galloway facebook stalking session he began googling the mysterious Eco Wars. When she reported back to the club house we all agreed that if Clark was involved, we had to be also. Since discovering Clark's passion for living an eco friendly life style, our club has really taken a turn for the best. We plant trees outside Clark's flat, collect his used water bottles to use at the gym and we've even snuck into his room to turn out the light when he fell asleep reading (bless him.. sleeps like a bald baby angel.
We hope that when Clark Williams (aka The Messiah) sees our green ways he will reconsider the restraining order and leave the Playful Priests brainwashing cult forever.
2011 winners
skank palace
Once winter hit, the skanks were disgusted with the palace. It was cold, messy, with huge power bills and no recycling bins in sight! What was once a flourishing palace was now experiencing the worst skank drought for 15 years. Ecowars came along and the occupants of the palace saw this as their one last shot at changing their ways and ending the horrific drought.
On winning the 2011 Eco Wars these troops were well rewarded. Going into the awards night, only a whisker (obtained through natural moulting) separated Skank Palace and the Sustainatrons. The beer tasting was the deciding factor. All teams had managed not to drink their product, which according to our expert tasters was 'not bad'. The Skanks' brew came out tops with the result that they walked away with the grand prize.
